PERSONAL DISPLAY / VX-04
A RECOVERED MEMORY
A problem has been detected and your productivity has been shut down to prevent damage to your weekend.
NOSTALGIA_OVERFLOW
If this is the first time you have seen this screen, congratulations. You found a piece of 2004.
*** STOP: 0x00002001
(NO_WORK_DONE)
Nothing is broken. This is a very old joke.
NO SIGNAL
VELOXICOPERSONAL COMPUTER